
- Jul 4
- 4 min
Potato Intelligence: scientific study
The Intellectual Reasoning Capacity of Potatoes: a study in Cognitive Abilities and Logical Reasoning. ©2023. Prof. Finnegan Frymore....


- Dec 26, 2022
- 1 min
Putin, Ready to Compromise on His Terms
President Putin stood before the Russian people today, declaring that he is ready to negotiate an end to the war in Ukraine. "We have...


- Sep 22, 2022
- 2 min
Ultrasound Show Unborn Fetuses Make Disgusted Faces When Mom Watches Fox News Or CNN
Though scientists have long suspected that human fetuses can see beyond the bullshit propagated by television news networks, no previous...


- Sep 16, 2022
- 2 min
Shakespeare - Trigger Warning
Globe theatregoers have been issued a trigger warning over a 'sensitive' scene in the play, Henry VIII, following the death of Queen...


- Sep 16, 2022
- 3 min
The Book of Mormon Toilet Break
The Book of Mormon stage show is rubbish, poorly written and badly performed. My favourite part of the night was when I took a quick dump...


- May 1, 2022
- 4 min
Commas, Free Writing Advice,
First-time novelist, Jake McCloud, printed a book and sent it to twenty critics for feedback. The majority were not impressed. They said...


- Apr 30, 2022
- 3 min
Chapter Length: Free Writing Advice
What is the correct chapter length for a novel? How many words should the perfect chapter contain? Read on if you are a new writer...

- Apr 3, 2022
- 2 min
People Who Vomit
I identify as a person who vomits. Partaking in a good old fashioned heave now and then is central to my persona. Sadly, however, society...


- Mar 30, 2022
- 7 min
Will Smith: Speech Uglier than his Slap
Will Smith is a hero in his own mind; the protector of women, and an instrument of God and love. He said so after collecting his Oscar,...


- Oct 12, 2021
- 2 min
Mr Snuffleupagus: a Tragic Life
Mr Snuffleupagus was a tragic figure of American entertainment in the late 60s and 70s. Despite achieving a small cult following, Snuffy...