America Needs More Guns to Solve Gun Violence

It’s awesome that in the name of freedom, in the U.S., highly accurate weapons are available to the general public, ironically allowing assassins to hit their distant targets precisely with a single shot and minimise accidental harm to bystanders. And yet still, the USA has a gun problem - there aren't enough of them.

Fluff instead of firepower - because guns don't kill people!

Charlie Kirk once said, “I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”  True to his philosophy, Kirk was recently shot and killed by a cowardly assassin—unfortunate collateral damage in the name of freedom. But as Kirk himself reminded us, some deaths are a worthy sacrifice for liberty. Surely this thought will bring comfort to his family. Freedom, after all, requires sacrifice. A few people getting killed here and there is an acceptable price to pay for liberty. But why stop at guns? True freedom means opening the market to hand grenades, rocket launchers, and even landmines. Sure, a few more innocent lives might be lost, but isn’t that the essence of freedom?

Of course, the real issue isn’t firearms, but mental instability. The solution? Flood the streets with even more guns. That way, the “good guys with guns” can shoot the crazy bad guys with guns—preferably in crowded spaces, where flying bullets create that unique sense of security only America can provide.

The assassination of Charlie Kirk would have been a whole different story if everyone in the crowd had been armed. Imagine the safety of hundreds of people all opening fire at once! A military insider even confirmed the logic: “Guns don’t kill people—people kill people. That’s why the U.S. military is phasing out firearms altogether. Our troops will soon be issued feather dusters instead. They’re cheaper, look adorable in a soldier’s arms, and are just as effective as a gun—since guns, as we all know, are harmless. Guns are not the problem—it’s roofs. After all, both Trump and Kirk were shot from rooftops...Clearly, it’s time to ban roofs!” Political violence in the USA is escalating, and it is completely inexcusable. Yet, the right and left furiously argue over solutions, blind to the fact that their hostility only fuels the very crisis they oppose. To end this despicable violence and polarization, the world needs to learn to disagree better—with respect, humility, and a willingness to listen, rather than hate. Charlie Kirk RIP, your voice in public debate will be missed.