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Vegangelists and the "Book of Beans"
In a world where every meal is a sermon and kale is considered a divine gift, the Vegangelists have risen to prominence, wielding their...

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Aug 28, 20245 min read


Why Everything the Left Dislikes is Suddenly a Step Towards Authoritarianism
In today’s political landscape, it seems like almost anything conservatives do—or don’t do—can be labeled as a step toward...

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Aug 28, 20244 min read


The Red Scare That Never Left: Why Conservatives Still Call Democrats and Liberals Communists
Ah, America, the land of the free and the home of the brave—unless, of course, you’re brave enough to suggest universal healthcare, a...

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Aug 28, 20245 min read


When Logic Fails: 37 Ways Debaters Deflect When Losing
In the realm of online debates, it's not uncommon to encounter tactics that reveal more about the debater’s unwillingness to engage in...

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Aug 24, 20249 min read


Your Horse is Gay
It was a cold January day in Oxford, where the chill in the air bites at your fingers, and students, bundled up in scarves and coats, are...

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Aug 22, 20242 min read


Raygun to Coach the Matildas? Latest Twist in Aussie Soccer!
The Matildas, Australia's beloved women's soccer team, experienced a disappointing flop at the Paris Olympics—a story we've seen time and...

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Aug 13, 20243 min read


Raygun: The Accidental Olympian
Raygun had never been good at anything. Not at school, not at work, and certainly not at the few hobbies she'd tried to pick up over the...

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Aug 11, 20245 min read


Why Do Vegans Breed?
Vegans love to remind us that their diet is the eco-friendly choice. They’re essentially the unsung heroes of environmentalism,...

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Aug 10, 202414 min read


Why Vegans Are Better Than Me
Vegans are, quite unequivocally, better than me. This isn’t just a casual observation—oh no! They tell me this frequently and loudly—so...

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Aug 9, 20243 min read


The Troll That Cries Troll!
Welcome to the whimsical world of online debates and digital drama. Today, we're diving into a curious phenomenon that happens more often...

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Aug 8, 20245 min read


Kitten Mass & Global Warming: A Furry Connection
In a groundbreaking study by the renowned Professor Elizabeth Walker, a startling new correlation has been uncovered: the mass of kittens...

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Aug 2, 20242 min read


Potato Intelligence: scientific study
The Intellectual Reasoning Capacity of Potatoes: a study in Cognitive Abilities and Logical Reasoning. ©2023. Prof. Finnegan Frymore....

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Jul 4, 20234 min read


Putin, Ready to Compromise on His Terms
President Putin stood before the Russian people today, declaring that he is ready to negotiate an end to the war in Ukraine. "We have...

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Dec 26, 20221 min read


Ultrasound Show Unborn Fetuses Make Disgusted Faces When Mom Watches Fox News Or CNN
Though scientists have long suspected that human fetuses can see beyond the bullshit propagated by television news networks, no previous...

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Sep 22, 20222 min read


Shakespeare - Trigger Warning
Globe theatregoers have been issued a trigger warning over a 'sensitive' scene in the play, Henry VIII, following the death of Queen...

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Sep 16, 20222 min read


People Who Vomit
I identify as a person who vomits. Partaking in a good old fashioned heave now and then is central to my persona. Sadly, however, society...

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Apr 3, 20222 min read


Will Smith: Speech Uglier than his Slap
Will Smith is a hero in his own mind; the protector of women, and an instrument of God and love. He said so after collecting his Oscar,...

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Mar 30, 20227 min read


Blah, Blah & Blah cut ties with Greta Thunberg
Blah, Blah and Blah have confirmed they've cut ties with the controversial environmentalist Greta Thunberg in a shock announcement. Last...

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Oct 1, 20211 min read


The Crucifixion of Greta Thunberg
Greta and a crowd of disciples met for The Last Protest, whence she gave them her final words of faith. "Listen to the Science," she...

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Sep 29, 20212 min read


The Tennis Vaccination - Perspectives
The new tennis vaccination is proving highly effective. After taking the jab, many of the world's top players have locked themselves into...

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Jan 24, 20213 min read
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