Putin, Ready to Compromise on His Terms
President Putin stood before the Russian people today, declaring that he is ready to negotiate an end to the war in Ukraine. "We have...
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- Sep 22, 2022
- 2 min
Ultrasound Show Unborn Fetuses Make Disgusted Faces When Mom Watches Fox News Or CNN
Though scientists have long suspected that human fetuses can see beyond the bullshit propagated by television news networks, no previous...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Sep 16, 2022
- 2 min
Shakespeare - Trigger Warning
Globe theatregoers have been issued a trigger warning over a 'sensitive' scene in the play, Henry VIII, following the death of Queen...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Apr 3, 2022
- 2 min
People Who Vomit
I identify as a person who vomits. Partaking in a good old fashioned heave now and then is central to my persona. Sadly, however, society...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Mar 30, 2022
- 7 min
Will Smith: Speech Uglier than his Slap
Will Smith is a hero in his own mind; the protector of women, and an instrument of God and love. He said so after collecting his Oscar,...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Oct 1, 2021
- 1 min
Blah, Blah & Blah cut ties with Greta Thunberg
Blah, Blah and Blah have confirmed they've cut ties with the controversial environmentalist Greta Thunberg in a shock announcement. Last...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Sep 29, 2021
- 2 min
The Crucifixion of Greta Thunberg
Greta and a crowd of disciples met for The Last Protest, whence she gave them her final words of faith. "Listen to the Science," she...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Jan 24, 2021
- 3 min
The Tennis Vaccination - Perspectives
The new tennis vaccination is proving highly effective. After taking the jab, many of the world's top players have locked themselves into...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Nov 7, 2020
- 2 min
The Count seeks Political Asylum in Canada
One of the last political acts of Donald Trump, the President who will no longer be President, is calling for an end to the obsessive...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Oct 24, 2020
- 3 min
Quackers - the forgotten gender
I recently came out of the closet, or out of the nest, as I prefer to say. I identify sexually with ducks (Anatidaephilia). Physically...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Oct 23, 2020
- 3 min
Nonsplaining: a non-reason explaining nothing
I was born with white skin and two balls. Does that impact on my world view? You're damn right it does! Like everyone who has ever lived,...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Oct 18, 2020
- 2 min
Japanese Schoolgirl Teddy Bear Assassins
The Great Teddy Bear Scourge of the 1950s was a dark episode in post-Word-War-Two Japan. Unruly Teddies roamed the Japan in menacing...
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- Oct 17, 2020
- 1 min
"There will be No Miracle Today!"
In these troubling, modern-times, it's comforting to examine the words of wise Middle-Eastern chaps from two millennia past. The...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Jun 27, 2020
- 2 min
Would Jesus wear a Mask?
Covid-19 face-masks have morphed into a symbol of control, if not an evil piece of apparel. At least in the minds of some. A curious...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- Jun 23, 2020
- 2 min
Trump to Suspend Drunk-Driving Tests
Breaking news out the White House today, with the announcement of an immediate suspension to all tests pertaining to drunk-driving. This...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- May 10, 2020
- 4 min
Ug - the first Pornographer
It’s commonly believed that as soon as man could rub two rocks together he created porn, however, it was Luigi Ug (457,671 BC to 457,635...
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Non Stamp Collecting
- May 9, 2020
- 2 min
5 Concerns to Ignore Before Marriage
There is no point being overly logical about marriage. If you plan to tie the knot, then don’t overthink it. Just brush off your concerns...
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