Blah, Blah & Blah cut ties with Greta Thunberg

Blah, Blah and Blah have confirmed they've cut ties with the controversial environmentalist Greta Thunberg in a shock announcement.

Last week, Thunberg attacked the three Peruvian llamas for spouting nothing but empty words and promises. "We've now had 30 years of Blah, Blah, Blah and where has that led us?" she said.

Blah, Blah and Blah responded today, issuing a joint press statement: "We've had enough of Thunberg blaming us for inaction over climate change", they said.

"Greta insists it is our responsibility to fight the ecological crisis through innovation, cooperation and willpower. But we're just three simple Llamas, and we think that's a bit much to ask.

Our relationship with Greta has soured to the point where it's no longer tenable."

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Blah, Blah and Blah came to international prominence when they began posing for photos at the iconic ruins of Machu Picchu some three decades ago.

"We just want to be left to pose for tourists in peace," said Blah, Blah and Blah. "We don't want to be singled out as lame world leaders anymore, and we certainly don't want some cranky Swedish kid on our backs all the time!"

"We do fart a bit," said Blah. "Blah and Blah more so than me, but I don't think it's fair to blame us for an increase in greenhouse gasses."

Thunberg is scrambling to seek a replacement for Blah, Blah, Blah before her upcoming speech in Glasgow. Rumour suggests she is in contractual negotiations with the scapegoats, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda.

All three goats were unavailable for comment.

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