The Great Teddy Bear Scourge of the 1950s was a dark episode in post-Word-War-Two Japan.
Modern-day Japanese Schoolgirl Teddy Bear Assassins, and their early counterparts in training
Unruly Teddies roamed the Japan in menacing gangs. Drunk on sake, they terrorized dinners in noodle bars and threw sushi at Ghersias the streets.
An unsung hero, keeping the world safe from Teddies
Even around the perimeter of the Tokyo Imperial Palace, it was not uncommon to see hordes of intoxicated bears, passed out in pools of their own putrid vomit. Ninjas were initially employed to slay the bears. But despite their proficiency at hiding in shadows, ninjas were unable to get close enough to even the most drunken bear to finalize an eradication.
A rare Polar Teddy, hunted down and killed by the legendary assassin, 結愛 咲良 (Miss Yua Sakura)